flyawaydog: buy a super-soaker dress slutty strap the super-soaker to my back walk around downtown get whistled at super soak dat hoe also the super-soaker is filled with water and purple dye
snapeismyking: towerandbishop: I think my favorite part of this opening is how the Queen is always smiling and waving to the crowd.
thenewagecaveman: my little nephew has this spiderman motorcycle toy but the fiGURE IS THE FUUNIEST THING BECAUSE YOU CAN POSE IT LIKE THIS “Imma get ya bad guys” “TWERK TEAM”
viarga: I CANTS TOP LAUGHNIGN OMFG IM C RYING
crzyblackidd: a moment of silence for all the people whose faces are used as reaction pictures in text posts and they have no idea
imustspeakfrankly: imagine if the music just cut off and all you heard was ‘prepare for trouble’ ‘make it double’
akusora: zerochrome: Just combined the TWEWY,...
youknowyourebritishwhen: That time the people of Britain transformed into glowing butterflies and rode bikes around London.
Plot Twist: Tomorrow you will wake up and this will all have been a messed up dream.
youknowyourebritishwhen: Take that, Beijing. Take it.
believed: wHAT DID YOU EXPECT FROM THE LONDON CEREMONY JESUS THIS ISNT KIND OF OKAY BRITAIN THIS ISNT ALRIGHT BRITAIN THIS IS GREAT BRITAIN
They should just start making up fake countries to...
A moment of silence for the Olympic drummers
jade-the-swagomancer: When life gives you lemons, make a lemon gel and restore 60% of your health.
aworldwithoutbatman: gordon—bennett: iamsleeping: hortonhearsadoctorwho: I’m so confused by Britian right now. It’s like when you think you know someone and they’re this quiet reserved person. And then you go to a party they’ve thrown and they’re really drunk and half naked, on a table twirling their shirt over their head. it’s funny how other countries don’t know about our...
youknowyourebritishwhen: Child, once when I was young like you, the Olympics parade was only just starting. It was grand and filled with wonderful countries I had never heard of. I dreamt that before I died, it would end and I could find out who would light the flame. But alas, now I shall never know.
another-day-in-disguise: I feel like shoving the fact that I’M BRITISH IN THE FACES OF EVERYONE WHO ISN’T
jesus sweden what are you wearing
snapbackluke: this would be so much better if we had the xfactor voiceover guy introducing the countries and the come dine with me guy doing the commentary
Everyone right now:
Danny Boyle plans the Olympic opening ceremony
dopetoast: Danny Boyle is sitting in his office, chuckling. “I know… I know what I’ll do!” He cackles as he swirls a glass of wine. “I’ll start it with some twee houses-” he takes a sip, savouring the flavour, “-hmm, bitter,” he comments before continuing. “Twee houses and a, now this is important, a flimsy maypole and some women in boring dresses…” He suddenly takes to his feet. “My God, you...
hawthornes: holy shit who allowed there to be so many fucking countries on this planet
neverbirds: getnothingdone: has anyone noticed we brits literally take nothing seriously #we parachuted our queen into the olympic stadium
death-by-marshmallows: I FEEL LIKE WE ARE ALL SITTING TOGETHER IN ON BIG SOFA WATCHING THE OLYMPICS TOGETHER
generationofeyebrows: britain has rounded up the countries in one place time to reestablish the empire
ymcgay: the year is 2013 the 2012 olympic athletes have just finished walking into the stadium
fandomsessed: getthefrigginsalt: fuelthelies: Plot Twist: They don’t light the torch they light a stove, and boil a giant pot of tea.